And I somehow doubt they’ve ever been asked if they’re brother and sister. Side by side, I always assume we look like Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni. Leo is tall and slim I’m short, much darker and much less slim. This is in spite of us looking absolutely nothing alike. Leo and I were once asked by a nosy mechanic if we were sisters. From “court favourites” of James I to the “ live-in gal pal” of Kristen Stewart – countless couples have been given the Bert and Ernie treatment. If there’s one thing people in same-sex relationships know all too well, it’s the heart-sinking feeling of your partner being cast – usually by uncomfortable family members – as literally anything but. Now, aside from the asexual erasure that comes with the assumption that asexuals are automatically aromantic (asexual couples exist), please – for the love of god – isn’t it time the gay couples as “bestest buds” euphemism died on its hoary ass?
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According to this edict, Bert and Ernie “do not have a sexual orientation”. In response to one of the show’s writers, Mark Saltzman, announcing that (no shit) the two characters who have now shared a bedroom (albeit in separate beds) for nearly fifty years are indeed a couple, Sesame Workshop released a statement rebutting this. Cohabiting humanoid puppets Bert and Ernie have just been demoted to “best pals” by the organisation behind Sesame Street. Since the beginning of our relationship, over two years ago, we’ve been trying to get it into The Neighbour’s head that I’m more than just a very supportive friend who visits Leo several times a week to comfort her over an extremely stale breakup.īut we’re not the only same-sex couple experiencing this problem.
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